Feminists Fuck Better
A sex positive feminist blog dedicated to erradicating sexism,racism,homophobia, transphobia, the gender binary,taboos about sexuality, kink, and sexual health!!
Casual Curses
| "May the toilet paper run out on you, and the next roll be out of reach" | |
| "May all your eggs be undercooked and may all your bacon burn." | |
| "May you run out of your drink just when your thirst touches you worst" | |
| "May there be Legos wherever your bare feet step." | |
| "May you gain enough weight to need new pants" | |
| "May you oversleep on the day of your performance review." | |
| "May you spill your drink just before you go out with a new relationship, that you might look like you peed yourself" | |
| "May you always have an itch that you just can't scratch." | |
| "May your food cause you to run to the bathroom, and not make it in time" | |
| "May you spill bleach on your favorite shirt." | |
| "May your tires go flat (including the spare)" | |
| "May your best friend forget your birthday." | |
| "May your MOTHER forget your birthday" | |
| "May you run out of gas three miles from the nearest station while it's pouring down rain." | |
| "May a sharp pebble find it's way into your shoe." | |
| "May a dog urinate on your belongings." | |
| "May food become constantly stuck in your teeth." | |
| "May you never be able to get the bartender's attention." | |
| "May you bite down on a seed in every fruit you eat." | |
| "May you always be a dollar short when the bills are due." | |
| "May you never have enough change for the parking meter" | |
| "And may the meter readers be attentive." | |
| "May your tires find every pothole." | |
| "May the next person you piss off be a witch." |
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